Tuesday, September 23, 2008

ISA for Protection!

As a result of Home Minister's response to Tan Hoon Cheng's arrest, under Section 73(1) of the Internal Security Act of Malaysia, where Ms. Tan's life was being threatened, several responses came across:-

1. In an immediate response, a housewife who has been in debt with Ah Long (illegal loan shark) has applied to the Home Minister that she would like to be arrested as soon as possible under ISA.

2. Kevin Rudd is sending an emissary to Malaysia next week, to work with the Malaysian Police, the Malaysian Home Minister and the Malaysian Prime Minister to see how the law could be interpreted in Australia. He will be pushing his law makers to pass a new law similar to Malaysia that will allow Australians to be detained by the police if they feel threatened by Italian mafia, Chinese gangsters, and all other undesirables.

3. In Singapore, an accountant asked the Singapore government to introduce this new law soon, so that innocent people could find protection from undesirables.

4. In another breaking news, next to be arrested under the ISA is Miss Tan's mother who bought vegetables at the Bukit Mertajam market during the Ramadan period as the wet market was alleged to have become very slippery. She is expected to be arrested at her home after coming home from the market for her own safety under the Internal Security Act.

5. The Malaysian police's ability to nullify a threat to Miss Tan's life within 20 hours has won accolades throughout the world. FBI-USA, CIA-USA, Mossad-Israel and MI-6-British (but officially known as Secret Intelligence Service) will be sending their crack team to Malaysia for intensive field training.

Reading: Malaysia's Internal Security Act and Suppression of Political Dissent - Human Rights Watch
Related post - Controversial Arrests in Malaysia
Tags: Malaysia, Home Minister, ISA, Internal Security Act, Ah Long, FBI, CIA, Mossad, MI-6, Funny, Humour, Tan Hoon Cheng

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7 Comments:

Blogger electronicfly said...

HAHAHAHAHAH!

I wonder whether I can get arrested during my finals.

Send letter to who ah?

23 September, 2008 12:49  
Blogger -eiling- said...

Haha...can't imagine how ISA can be so useful!

23 September, 2008 17:31  
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24 September, 2008 02:05  
Blogger foongpc said...

Haha! Very funny! Anytime we feel we are in danger, better plead the police to arrest us under ISA!
Btw, do drop by my blog today - your name is mentioned in my post : )

24 September, 2008 10:40  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

electronicfly - u must be not prepared at all for the finals haha

eiling - of late it is

rwtw - send me the free tickets for advertising in my blog

foong - isa is quite useful now. don't think the public will want it abolished

24 September, 2008 12:26  
Blogger Yvonne Yong said...

good one! XD

06 October, 2008 10:37  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

yvonne - its part entertainment part education on isa hehe

06 October, 2008 13:40  

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