Monday, October 30, 2006

Remembering G. W. B.

Dear Friends:
I have the distinguished honor of being on the committee to raise US$5,000,000 for a monument for George W. Bush. We originally wanted to put him on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there was not enough room for two more faces.
We then decided to erect a statue of George in Washington DC, in the Congressional Hall Of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where the statue should be placed. It was not proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside Dick Cheney, who never told the truth, since George could never tell the difference.
We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Republican of them all. He left not knowing where he was going and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been and did it all on someone else's money.
Thank you.

George W. Bush Monument Committee
P. S. The Committee has raised $1.35 so far
Tags: Jokes, Funny, George Bush, Washington, Dick Cheney, Republicans, Mt. Rushmore, Donation, Humor

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7 Comments:

Blogger J said...

*LOL!!!* Great post.

I'd like to donate a further dollar to you committee.

Do you take Paypal?

*giggle*

30 October, 2006 21:31  
Anonymous Daphné said...

I enjoyed your visit. Thanks. =]

30 October, 2006 22:35  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

only $1??? ... but that's not bad already considering that it's close to 100% of what has been collected thus far.
fyi, sudan has been blacklisted by USA and financial transactions had been strictly regulated here hehehehe

30 October, 2006 23:47  
Blogger monicker said...

Funny!

31 October, 2006 10:33  
Blogger Wanderlusting said...

Man, for a second I thought this was going to be a serious post.

Thank God, I was allowed to laugh.

Hilarious!

31 October, 2006 14:51  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

it is serious....an earlier had committed an additional $1 and he was a briton...what about americans?

02 November, 2006 16:04  
Blogger Dayngr said...

Where can I send my quarter?

06 November, 2006 13:57  

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