Thursday, February 26, 2009

Message In A Bottle?????

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one.

Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women drivers; the woman says, 'So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days'.

Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God! But you're still at fault ... women shouldn't be allowed to drive.'

The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.'

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cork back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'

The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police....'

Tags: Funny, Humour, Car Accident, Women Drivers



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26 February, 2009 15:02  
Blogger Gorgeous Ol' Eve Loves Vanilla. You? said...

Hahahahahaa good one ;)

26 February, 2009 15:13  
Blogger Rosse said...

wise woman....haha

26 February, 2009 15:23  
Blogger bluecherry @ fai said...

ha ha, clever gal.

27 February, 2009 10:53  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I guess he didn't see it coming...

28 February, 2009 08:37  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

deepthi - wow, linked in so many other blogs ...... thanks

gorgeous - u laughing bcuz of the girl lah

rosy - once in a while give chance la hehe

blue cherry - for once that man shamed us guys .... tsk tsk

abufaris - he let his guards down at the wrong timing

01 March, 2009 23:19  
Blogger leechon said...

hahaha..i thought they will stay together after that...police huh?lol

26 March, 2009 21:41  
Blogger Aisyah~ said...

well woman are always clever :P

26 March, 2009 23:37  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

leechon - hahahhaa .... yr story cld be another version

aisyah - always????

27 March, 2009 00:13  

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