What Is Marketing?

ggWhat is Marketing? Here are some example..

1. You see a pretty lady at a party. You go up to her and say, " I am very rich. Marry Me! "
That's Direct Marketing.

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a pretty lady. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, " he's very rich. Marry him"
That's Advertising.

3. You see a pretty lady at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."
That's Telemarketing.

4. You at a party and see a pretty lady. You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drop it, offer her a ride, and than say, " By the way, I'm very rich, " Will you marry me? "
That's Public Relations.

5. You're at a party and see a pretty lady. She walks up to you and says, " You are very rich, will you marry me? "
That's Brand Recognition!

6. You see a pretty lady at a party. You go up to her and says, "I'm rich. Marry me! " She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
That's Customer Feedback!
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