Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Female Hormones in Beer

Last month, the scientists from the National University of Lesotho released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is
that beer contains female hormones (contain oestrogens) and that
by drinking enough beer, men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men
drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period. It was then observed
that 100% of the test subjects:

1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary.
Tags: Female, Hormones, Beer, Funny, Humour, Joke

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