Women's Decisions

男人最怕的三个答案 (Three answers most scared by men)

（1）随 便 (Whatever)
男：今天 晚上咱们吃什么？ Man: What to have for dinner?
女：随便。 Woman: Whatever..
男：吃火锅吧。Man: Why not we have steamboat?
女：不行，吃火锅脸上要长痘痘。Woman: Don't want la, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face
男：要不咱们吃川菜。Man: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
女：昨天刚吃的川菜，今天又吃....... Woman: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?
男：那咱们吃海鲜去？ Man: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
女：海鲜不好，吃了拉肚子。Woman: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhoea
男：那你说吃什么？ Man: Then what you suggest?
女：随便。Woman: Whatever..

(2）都行 (Anything)
男：那咱们现在到底做什么？ Man: So what should we do now?
女：都行。Woman: Anything
男：看电影怎么样？很久没看电影了。Man: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie
女：电影有啥好看的，耽误时间。Woman: Watching movie no good la, waste time only
男：那打保龄球，运动运动？ Man: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
女：大热天的运什么动啊，不嫌累啊？ Woman: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tired meh?男：那找个咖啡店坐坐，喝点水。Man: Then find a café and have drink
女：喝咖啡影响睡眠。Woman: Drink coffee will affect my sleep
男：那你说干什么？ Man: Then what you suggest?
女：都行！ Woman: Anything

（3）看你 (You decide)
男：那咱们干脆回家好了。 Man: Then we just go home lo
女：看你。Woman: You decide
男：坐公车吧，我送你。 Man: Let take bus, I will accompany you
女：公车又脏又挤，算了吧。Woman: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la
男：那就打车走。Man: Ok we will take taxi
女：这么近的路不划算。 Woman: Not worth it la... for such a short distance
男：那走路好了，散散步？ Man: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk
女：空着肚子散哪门子步啊？ Woman: What to walk with empty stomach woh?
男：那你想怎么着啊？ Man: Then what you suggest?
女：看你。Woman: You decide
男：那就先吃饭？ Man: Let's have dinner first
女：随便。Woman: Whatever...
男：吃什么？ Man: Eat what?
女：都行 Woman: Anything
（看看四下无人，杀了她......） (Look around... no one here, gonna kill her....)

I seem to be getting lots of jokes on women........
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