Thursday, July 10, 2008

Doctors Comparing Notes .....!

An Israeli doctor says: 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'


A German doctor says: 'That is nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.


A Russian doctor says: 'In my country, medicine is so far progressed that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'


The Malaysian doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind, we recently took a man with no brains, put him in the Parliament for 5 years, and now half the country is looking for work.'

Tags: Jokes, Funny, Humour, Israeli, German, Russian, Malaysian, Doctor

4 comments:

ilovelash said...

LOL thats so....true?

Johnny Ong said...

most people will say so

Anonymous said...

LOL heard a variation of this before. Still, makes me laugh. Happy Friday! Weekend ahead! WOOHOO!

Johnny Ong said...

cc - lots of versions by now ... haha

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