Moral Of The Story

the moral of this story says alot...................
A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local newspaper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local newspaper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.
The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next day: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN.

The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.
The next day the paper read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.
The next day the headlines read: NUN ANNOUNCES...HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.
The Bishop was buried the next day....

The moral of the story is....Being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery...and even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life..... You'll be a lot happier and live longer!
Tags: Jokes, Funny, Moral, Humor, Ass, Donkey

Those On Top

A man in a hot air balloon realized that he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted."Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am.

"The woman below replied. "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 50 and 51 degrees north latitude and between 114 and 115 degrees west longitude."

"You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. "I am," replied the woman. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information. The fact is, I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip.

"The woman below responded, "You must be in management." "I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is, you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, you've managed to make it my fault!!"
Tags: Jokes, Funny, Management, Engineer, Hot Air Balloon, Humor

Airliner Race!

Drift done by an airplane??
Tags: Airline, YouTube, Video, Funny, Humor

Malaysia International Gourmet Festival (MIGF)

The MIGF, which starts today and ends on 29 Nov. The festival is aimed at promoting the country's best local chefs and their versatility. Among the participating restaurants are
Iketeru in Hilton Kuala Lumpur,
Lafite in Shangri-La Hotel, Dynasty in Renaissance Kuala Lumpur, Hanabi Japanese Restaurant in Kuala Lumpur,
Tamarind Springs in Kuala Lumpur,
Eest and Prego at the Westin Kuala Lumpur (both restaurants are indeed marvellous) and
The Olive in Genting Hotel (my favourite restaurant too). For full restaurant listing, click here.

Three Michelin Stars – German Chef Volker Drkosch, French Chef Joel Antunes and Spanish Ramon Freixa Reira – will be serving up a storm at The Olive in Genting. Just like the Academy Awards which are given to stars in the movie industry, those who receive Michelin Stars from the Michelin Guide signifies that their restaurants embody excellence in all aspects of their dining experience, from the quality of the cuisine to the ambience, service and attention to detail. Michelin Stars are considered the most influential and consequently most prized accolade in the culinary world. Always my dream too, to be become a Food Inspector under the Michelin Guide's guidance. In conjunction with the festival, a 3-day Epicure Malaysia Fair will be held from 17 to 19 Nov at the Sime Darby Convention Centre. Next year, the festival would be an even bigger affair with more restaurants coming on board in anticipation of Visit Malaysia Year 2007.
Tags: Food, MIGF, Restaurant, Fine Dining, Malaysia, Michelin Stars, Iketeru, Hilton, Lafite, Shangri-La Hotel, Dynasty, Renaissance, Hanabi Japanese Restaurant, Tamarind Springs, Eest, Prego, Westin, The Olive, Genting Hotel, Epicure Malaysia Fair, Kuala Lumpur

Copyright Act Breached?

A friend of mine sent this picture of a barber shop that was taken in Thailand.

If you compare this with Malaysia's low cost air carrier, which also displayed a similar logo and theme. I wonder, who copied whom.

Even AirAsia's website displayed their own theme when you click it. Breach of copyright?

Tags: AirAsia, Copyright, Logo, Thailand, Barber

World's Most Popular Blog

The weblog by Chinese starlet Xu Jinglei is now the world's most popular. With more than 60 million clicks and currently listed as no. 5 in Technorati's billboard under the category of blogs having the most links, a leading weblog search engine.

Xu, an actress-turned-director, became famous overseas when she won a best director award for "Letter From An Unknown Woman" in the 2004 San Sebastian International Film Festival in Spain.

Begun last October, Xu's blog at blog.sina.com.cn/m/xujinglei only took 112 days to break domestic records with more than 10 million visits.
Tags: Xu Jinglei, Technorati, Weblog, Most Popular, Best Director, Letter From An Unknown Woman, San Sebastian International Film Festival, Spain

Most Influential Brits Who Never Lived

Influential but has never lived?????
They have an effect on every facet of modern life. And the characters featured in a US book, The 101 Most Influential People Who Never Lived, have one thing in common - they are all creations of fiction.
Topping the list is a home-grown American character, the Marlboro Man - a macho cowboy who emerged in the 1950s as an advertising creation to help sell cigarettes. Marlboro Man's biggest influence on society has been to cause the death of millions from cancer.

At no. 2 is Big Brother from George Orwell's novel 1984, the face of government control, while at no. 3 is King Arthur, who the book's three authors say embodies for many the ideal monarch or leader. Santa Claus is in at no. 4 because he "makes us believe we are entitled to goodies just for living in an affluent society and governs our entire economy for the last quarter of the year".
Shakespeare scores twice in the top ten, with Hamlet and Romeo & Juliet, while Sherlock Holmes and Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde are also there. And so too is Dr Frankenstein's Monster, from the mind of Britain's Mary Shelley. Germany is represented by Siegfried, the warrior hero of Teutonic nationalism who the authors say was responsible for propelling his country into two world wars.

James Bond is at no. 51 for "combining intrigue, sex and British suavity with the highest technologies of our modern age". And there is even space for the Loch Ness Monster at no. 56, described as "the most fabulous animal in the world: Nessie's influence on the cash flow of Scotland has been significant".

THE TOP TEN
1. The Marlboro Man / 2. Big Brother / 3. King Arthur / 4. Santa Claus / 5. Hamlet /
6. Dr Frankenstein's Monster / 7. Siegfried / 8. Sherlock Holmes / 9. Romeo & Juliet /
10. Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde
Tags: Fiction, Book, Marlboro, Influence, Big Brother, King Arthur, Santa Claus, Hamlet, Frankenstein, Siegfried, Sherlock Holmes, Romeo & Juliet, Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde, James Bond, Loch Ness Monster