1) blatantly flouting the laws or
2) not thinking that it pose danger to the public at large or
3) totally ignorance of what safety is or
4) trying to save transportation cost ...........
Tags: China, Transportation, Lorry, Safety, Danger
Sunday, December 03, 2006
Transportation in China
Were they:-
1) blatantly flouting the laws or
2) not thinking that it pose danger to the public at large or
3) totally ignorance of what safety is or
4) trying to save transportation cost ...........
Tags: China, Transportation, Lorry, Safety, Danger
1) blatantly flouting the laws or
2) not thinking that it pose danger to the public at large or
3) totally ignorance of what safety is or
4) trying to save transportation cost ...........
Tags: China, Transportation, Lorry, Safety, Danger
Good Old Jokes
BLONDE IN COURT
A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his questioning with, "Where were you the night of August 24th?"
"Objection!" said the defense attorney. "Irrelevant!"
"Oh, that's okay," said the blonde from the witness stand.
"I don't mind answering the question." "I object!" the defense said again.
"No, really," said the blonde. "I'll answer." The judge ruled: "If the witness insists on answering, there is no reason for the defense to object."
So the prosecutor repeated the question: "Where were you the night of August 24th?"
The blonde replied brightly, "I don't know."
SWING SET
The proud father brought home a backyard swing set for his children and immediately started to assemble it with all the neighborhood children anxiously waiting to play on it. After several hours of reading the directions, attempting to fit bolt A into slot B, etc., he finally gave up and called upon an old handyman working in a neighboring yard. The old-timer came over, threw the directions away, and in a short while had the set completely assembled. It's beyond me," said the father, "how you got it together without even reading instructions." "To tell the truth," replied the old-timer, "I can't read, and when you can't read, you've got to think."
MISSISSIPPI
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm just tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
BLIND DATE
An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset. "What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked. "I had to slap his face three times!"
"You mean he got fresh?""No," she answered... "I thought he was dead!"
OLD AGE
Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, "How do you really feel? I mean, you're 72 years old, how do you honestly feel?" "Honestly, I feel like a new born baby. I've got no hair, no teeth, and I just wet myself."
DOCTOR'S ORDERS
Doctor: "I see you're over a month late for your appointment. Don't you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What's your excuse?"
Patient: "I was just following your orders, Doc."
Doctor: "Following my orders? What are you talking about? I gave you no such order."
Patient: "You told me to avoid people who irritate me."
(I bet u went back to read how they spell Mississippi after reading that joke itself)
Tags: Jokes, Funny, Humour
A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit. The prosecutor opened his questioning with, "Where were you the night of August 24th?"
"Objection!" said the defense attorney. "Irrelevant!"
"Oh, that's okay," said the blonde from the witness stand.
"I don't mind answering the question." "I object!" the defense said again.
"No, really," said the blonde. "I'll answer." The judge ruled: "If the witness insists on answering, there is no reason for the defense to object."
So the prosecutor repeated the question: "Where were you the night of August 24th?"
The blonde replied brightly, "I don't know."
SWING SET
The proud father brought home a backyard swing set for his children and immediately started to assemble it with all the neighborhood children anxiously waiting to play on it. After several hours of reading the directions, attempting to fit bolt A into slot B, etc., he finally gave up and called upon an old handyman working in a neighboring yard. The old-timer came over, threw the directions away, and in a short while had the set completely assembled. It's beyond me," said the father, "how you got it together without even reading instructions." "To tell the truth," replied the old-timer, "I can't read, and when you can't read, you've got to think."
MISSISSIPPI
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!" "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm just tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
BLIND DATE
An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset. "What happened, Mother?" the daughter asked. "I had to slap his face three times!"
"You mean he got fresh?""No," she answered... "I thought he was dead!"
OLD AGE
Two old men in a retirement village were sitting in the reading room and one said to the other, "How do you really feel? I mean, you're 72 years old, how do you honestly feel?" "Honestly, I feel like a new born baby. I've got no hair, no teeth, and I just wet myself."
DOCTOR'S ORDERS
Doctor: "I see you're over a month late for your appointment. Don't you know that nervous disorders require prompt and regular attention? What's your excuse?"
Patient: "I was just following your orders, Doc."
Doctor: "Following my orders? What are you talking about? I gave you no such order."
Patient: "You told me to avoid people who irritate me."
(I bet u went back to read how they spell Mississippi after reading that joke itself)
Tags: Jokes, Funny, Humour
Kuala Lumpur International Buskers' Festival 2006
Kuala Lumpur International Buskers' Festival 2006, being the 1st year in Kuala Lumpur, would be featuring some 20 international acts from 7 different countries (namely Canada, Japan, USA, Mexico, Australia, Netherlands & New Zealand) with everything you know and love. In store is 9 days of creative mayhem... crammed with non-stop fun and excitement. Expect organized crazy and creative performances from a stellar cast of international street entertainments who made it their life mission to thrill and delight. When I was in Singapore during November 2004, the same Buskers group was performing at Orchard Road, main shopping street. Really enjoyed their public performance at the streets throughout the night.Click here to subscribe to Buskers' News.
Tags: Kuala Lumpur, Buskers, Festival
Match-Making Cruise
In Shanghai of China, educated, overworked and looking for love, members of China's new rich gathered for what was touted as the country's first dating cruise which was opened to men worth at least 2 million yuan (US$250,000; euro195,000). Great move?
The cruise, organized by a matchmaking website www.915915.com.cn, for which a ticket will cost 28,800 yuan (US$3,600; euro2,750). It's a public service for the site's members only. The website's members are 35 percent men & 65 percent women. The site allows members to post photographs and brief introductions and also counsels singles on how to find a match.
The cruise, organized by a matchmaking website www.915915.com.cn, for which a ticket will cost 28,800 yuan (US$3,600; euro2,750). It's a public service for the site's members only. The website's members are 35 percent men & 65 percent women. The site allows members to post photographs and brief introductions and also counsels singles on how to find a match.
As for female participants had to be college educated and undergo a rigorous screening process. The paticipants planned to pass the evening cruising the Huangpu River aboard the Captain One, a faux square rigger bedecked with pink balloons and fairy lights hanging from its mast.
Tags: China, Shanghai, Matchmaking, Dating, Love, Cruise80th Birthday Bash
Imagine if there were tanks that rolling through the streets and jets roared overhead with some 300,000 flag-waving people celebrating your 80th birthday, would you ensure that you make yourself available for it. Well, not for the case of Fidel Castro, the head of the Cuban government. The ailing leader, still recuperating after a major surgery done 4 months ago, did not attend in what many saw as a sign his long rule of Cuba may be over.
It was Castro's 80th birthday and the 50th anniversary of the start of the revolution that put him in power accelerated speculation that he may be fading into history after 47 years in control. It was the biggest military parade in Havana, Cuba since 1986 which capped 5 days of celebrations that felt more like a farewell than a birthday party and included conferences on Castro's place in history. The events were attended by left-wing politicians and intellectuals from dozens of countries.Castro had emergency intestinal surgery in late July that forced him to temporarily turn over power to his brother Raul Castro. (source: Agence France-Presse and Reuters)
Tags: Fidel Castro, Raul Castro, Cuba, Havana
Saturday, December 02, 2006
Asian Games 2006 in Qatar
Asian Games 2006 began on 1 Dec 2006 with Qatar playing host this time. Opening ceremony was held at Khalifa Stadium in Doha and the games will end on 15 Dec 2006. All 45 countries and region are participating in this 15th Asian Games. Participants will be involved in 39 sports - 46 disciplines. China has started off the first day of competition on 2 Dec 2006 sweeping all 7 gold medals available thus far. With their mass population, China will dominate the game again with South Korea and Japan posting some challenges.
Hong Kong entertainer Jackie Cheung sang ‘Together Now’ accompanied by hundreds of drummers as the Games' flag bearers entered the arena. Indian Bollywood star Sunidhi Chauhan, Lebanese artist Magida El Roumi and Spanish tenor Jose Carreras were among the performers.
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