LESSON 1:
A junior manager, a senior manager and their boss are on their way to a meeting. On their way through a park, they come across a wonder lamp. They rub the lamp and a ghost appears.The ghost says, "Normally, one is granted three wishes but as you are three, I will allow one wish each"So the eager senior manager shouted, "I want the first wish. I want to be in the Bahamas, on a fast boat and have no worries." Pfufffff, and he was gone. Now the junior manager could not keep quiet and shouted "I want to be in Florida with beautiful girls, plenty of food and cocktails." Pfufffff, and he was also gone. Then the boss calmly said, "I want those two idiots back in the office after lunch at 12.35pm.
MORAL OF THE STORY IS: "Always allow the bosses to speak first"
LESSON 2:
Standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand, the company CEO said to a young executive "Listen, this is a very sensitive and important document, however as my secretary has left for the day can you make this thing work?""Certainly," said the young executive. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button. "Excellent, excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shredder machine. "I just need one copy."
MORAL OF THE STORY IS: "Never assume that the boss knows everything"
LESSON 3:
An American and Japanese were sitting on the plane on the way to LA, when the American turned to the Japanese and asked, "What kind of -ese are you?" The confused Japanese replies, "Sorry but I don't understand what you mean." The American repeated, "What kind of -ese are you?" Again, the Japanese remains confused over the question, so the irritated American again yells, "What kind of -ese are you? are you a Chinese, Japanese or Vietnamese ??? To which the Japanese humbly replied, "Oh, I'm Japanese?. A while later the Japanese turned to the American and asked "What kind of -key are you?". To which the frustrated American replies "What do you mean what kind of -key am I?" The Japanese replies with a smile, "Are you a Yankee, Donkee, or Monkee?"
MORAL OF THE STORY IS: "Never insult anyone"
Tags: Management, Joke, Funny, Humour, Moral
Can assure you that this is not a voyeur picture. This is the Spa area. Have to give such assurance nowadays otherwise could be suspected doing so such as the Gillian Chung's, singer from Hong Kong, case.
The resort's swimming pool. Following are pictures of a bar and restaurants found in the resorts.
An archipelago of 99 islands in the Andaman Sea, Langkawi is a tropical paradise of lush foliage and dramatic cliffs. Four Seasons Resort Langkawi is set on Tanjung Rhu, one of the island's best beaches.
Villas in the resort.
Fit for a king too. The rates? From the lowest of US$450 per night for a Lower Pavilion to US$5,000 for the Royal Villa.
Tags: Four Seasons, Langkawi, Travel, Leisure, Tanjung Rhu, Lifestyle, Hotel, Resort, Beach
