Monday, January 08, 2007
Recreation for US Navy
In order to encourage and motivate the current navy personnels out at the sea, whether within US sea water or monitoring at other nations, the US Navy and government have agreed to commission an aircraft carrier into a golf course. The 'golf carrier' will rotate among the US Navy fleets throughout the world and it will be a great recreation boost for the sailors and marines.
Tags: Motivation, Aircraft Carrier, Golf, US Navy, Funny, Humour, Jokes
Tags: Motivation, Aircraft Carrier, Golf, US Navy, Funny, Humour, Jokes
Low Cost Carrier
Adakah anda selalu naik kapal terbang untuk urusan kerja atau bercuti?
(1) Anda spesis manusia yang banyak wang kalau memilih syarikat penerbangan ini. Syarikat ini memastikan tempat duduk anda bernombor dan telah ditentukan. Anda juga akan diberi makanan yang enak semasa dalam penerbangan.
(Malaysia Airlines)
(2) Anda spesis manusia yang suka berjimat kalau memilih syarikat penerbangan ini. Tapi .. untuk masuk ke kapal terbang dan mendapatkan tempat duduk .. anda kena berebut-rebut sama seperti hendak naik bas mini atau van yang dipandu oleh Pendatang Tanpa Izin. Kalau mau makan, anda mesti beli .. sebungkus nasi lemak = lebih kurang RM8.00 bersamaan dengan 16,000 rupiah.
(AirAsia)
Oleh yang demikian ... saya mencadangkan anda gunakan syarikat penerbangan di bawah ... nama syarikat ini Air Mahendran.
Tambangnya sama murah seperti Air Asia ... tapi makanannya amat murah dan cepat disediakan ... anda boleh pilih mau makan roti canai, capati, tosei, mee goreng mamak atau paling cincai pun boleh order maruku! Minuman pun macam-macam ada .. teh tarik Madras, teh halia, teh lengkuas, teh kunyit, teh kayu manis, malah teh minyak kayu putih pun ada!
Nah ... ini dia ....
Selamat terrrbang jugaaa!!
Tags: Jokes, Funny, Humour, Low Cost Carrier, Airlines, Malaysia Airlines, AirAsia, Airplane
(1) Anda spesis manusia yang banyak wang kalau memilih syarikat penerbangan ini. Syarikat ini memastikan tempat duduk anda bernombor dan telah ditentukan. Anda juga akan diberi makanan yang enak semasa dalam penerbangan.
(Malaysia Airlines)(2) Anda spesis manusia yang suka berjimat kalau memilih syarikat penerbangan ini. Tapi .. untuk masuk ke kapal terbang dan mendapatkan tempat duduk .. anda kena berebut-rebut sama seperti hendak naik bas mini atau van yang dipandu oleh Pendatang Tanpa Izin. Kalau mau makan, anda mesti beli .. sebungkus nasi lemak = lebih kurang RM8.00 bersamaan dengan 16,000 rupiah.
(AirAsia)Oleh yang demikian ... saya mencadangkan anda gunakan syarikat penerbangan di bawah ... nama syarikat ini Air Mahendran.
Tambangnya sama murah seperti Air Asia ... tapi makanannya amat murah dan cepat disediakan ... anda boleh pilih mau makan roti canai, capati, tosei, mee goreng mamak atau paling cincai pun boleh order maruku! Minuman pun macam-macam ada .. teh tarik Madras, teh halia, teh lengkuas, teh kunyit, teh kayu manis, malah teh minyak kayu putih pun ada!
Nah ... ini dia ....Selamat terrrbang jugaaa!!
Tags: Jokes, Funny, Humour, Low Cost Carrier, Airlines, Malaysia Airlines, AirAsia, Airplane
Mind Reader
Imagine a gopher in a website that could read your mind with just 2 numbers selected by you.
Tags: British Council, Gopher, Mind Reader, Weird
Believe It Or Not! Click the picture below to find out more.
Tags: British Council, Gopher, Mind Reader, Weird
Stock Market Made Simple
Stock Market for Dummies
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for US$10. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at US$10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at US$20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms.
The offer rate increased to US$25 and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey let alone catch it. The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at US$50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.
In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at US$35 and when the man returns from the city , you can sell it to him for US$50."
The villagers squeezed up with all their savings to buy the monkeys. Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!!!!
Tags: Jokes, Funny, Humour, Stock Market, Business, Dummies
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for US$10. The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at US$10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at US$20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms.
The offer rate increased to US$25 and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey let alone catch it. The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at US$50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.
In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at US$35 and when the man returns from the city , you can sell it to him for US$50."
The villagers squeezed up with all their savings to buy the monkeys. Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!!!!
Tags: Jokes, Funny, Humour, Stock Market, Business, Dummies
Sunday, January 07, 2007
Naming the Twins
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed.
Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless practical joker, sitting at his bedside. He asked his brother how his wife was doing and his brother said, "Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you."
The husband was thinking to himself, "Oh no, what has he done now?" and asked with some trepidation, "Well, bro, what did you name them?" Whereupon, his brother replied, "I named the little girl Denise." The husband, relieved, said, "That's a lovely name! And what did you come up with for my son?"
"Denephew," his brother replied.
Tags: Jokes, Funny, Humour, Twins, Names
Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless practical joker, sitting at his bedside. He asked his brother how his wife was doing and his brother said, "Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you."
The husband was thinking to himself, "Oh no, what has he done now?" and asked with some trepidation, "Well, bro, what did you name them?" Whereupon, his brother replied, "I named the little girl Denise." The husband, relieved, said, "That's a lovely name! And what did you come up with for my son?"
"Denephew," his brother replied.
Tags: Jokes, Funny, Humour, Twins, Names
Rocky Hills at the Desert
Here we are at the rocky hills.
Can't imagine how were those rocks arranged. I mean literaly it's too heavy for humans to move those rocks in that order way up there. In order and would not roll away.
Was that piece of rock on top of another piece just like that?
A different hill further down.
Almost all were here. 1 car went off earlier.
Was that piece of rock on top of another piece just like that?
A different hill further down.
Almost all were here. 1 car went off earlier.
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