Marital Bliss

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.... him in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea, " she replied." Just for tonight, let's just pretend that we're married. "

"Wow! That's a great idea! " he exclaimed!

"Good, " she replied... "Get your own bloody blanket."

After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.
Tags: Jokes, Funny, Humour, Marital Bliss, Transcontinental Train

Smoke Or Else!

I have heard of friends that they have to entertain their subcontractors or clients by bringing them to entertainment centres and then forced to drink along by them or even their own bosses/superiors. So, either you drink or you are considered non-complying with superior orders.

Well, in Buesum of Germany, there is this manager of a IT company who may want all his workers to smoke or else! Or else what?

Owing to the recent non-smoking rules being implemented in Germany, this manager may be afraid that three of his non-smoking staff may lodge a report against his company for breaching this non-smoking rules as the three staff have requested for a non-smoking working environment in the office.

Bear in mind that the manager and the rest of the staff do smoke. In order to have a perfect working environment for the rest of this staff, he sacked this three non-smokers. His reason for their sacking - non-smoking was causing disruptions.

The manager said "I can't be bothered with trouble-makers. Everyone picks on smokers these days. It's time for revenge. I'm only going to hire smokers from now on." I wonder what recourse this three staff would have after this uncalled for sacking.

Reading: Boss fires staff for not smoking - Reuters
Tags: Smoking, Buesum, Germany, Non-Smoking Rules

Heavy Thunderstorm in KL

On Sunday afternoon, I was scouting around Happy Garden & Sri Petaling for a house after 2pm. I think it was around 2.30pm onwards, it started to drizzle and then heavy rain started to pour.

Not long after that, a heavy downpour came with strong wind blowing from one direction. I could see the rain being blown ferociously. Due to that, I stopped driving and rested my legs after driving around for one hour plus seeing that it was dangerous to drive in such a heavy downpour anyway. Lightnings were hitting all over the place.

The place where I stopped was without any trees but only an electricity pole nearby. I could see those rubbish bins' cover were flying all over the area. After noticing that the rain had simmer down a bit, I continued with my scouting.

Along the way I bumped into two trees which had been blown down onto the road forcefully.

The owner of this Hyundai Getz car would be crying when he/she comes out from the house later on. It was a hot weather before the heavy downpour so I guessed the car owner parked right under this big tree to avoid heavy sun ray.

At the nearby Desa Gembira condominium side lane, this tree just missed the Proton Wira because it fell onto the condo's perimeter wall. Without that wall, it would have crushed the Proton Wira.

So, now you trust me it was a fierce wind?
Tags: Heavy Downpour, Strong Wind, Happy Garden, Sri Petaling, Hyundai Getz, Proton Wira, Desa Gembira Condominium

Searching for a Lady

While the search is still on for 5 years old, Sharlinie Mohd Nashar in Malaysia who has been kidnapped, another search is also being called.

This following search is for a lady, requested by a 60 years old German national guy. The search is not in Malaysia but happening in Shenzhen of China.

It was reported that this German national guy by the name of Milan has been looking for a Chinese woman named Ah Juan (also known as Anna), 31-years-old, who lives in the city of Shenzhen.

He got to know Anna via the internet and he met her for the first time upon invitation when he went to Shenzhen in Sept 2006. He was later convinced that she could be the girl of his life.

When Milan has to leave Shenzhen, Anna requested him to get her a German visa so she could go to Germany with him next time. Thereafter, telecommunication between them sort of blossomed and it prompted Milan to transfer 600,000 yuan to Anna and when Milan sent another 1,000 euros in Feb 2007, he could sense that she was different.

Anna would give excuses that she can't go to Germany as she needed to settle a 1.1million yuan loan and that she has contracted leukemia. When Milan went to search for her, he couldnt' locate her and a police report has been lodged on the case of being conned.........hehehe. Good thing he did realise.

The Luowu district police in Shenzhen are investigating the case. Milan has only one thing in mind, he wants his money back.

Reading: Desperately Seeking Anna - EastSouthWestNorth
Tags: Milan, German National, Shenzhen, China, Ah Juan, Luowu, Con

Search for Sharlinie

Today's Star newspaper has put up the picture of a five years old girl, Sharlinie Mohd Nashar, who has been kidnapped near her home in Taman Medan.

I'm quite confused with the police's action or mode of operations on the publicity of missing persons. If you Malaysians can remember, the police actually was not happy when bloggers published the pictures of Dora Goh when her kidnapping case was highlighted online within an hour throughout the whole of Klang Valley.

The police said "several bloggers went further by posting the woman’s photograph, much to the ire of the police who felt the action could have jeopardised the woman’s life."

For this Sharlinie's case, the publicity of her kidnapping was even wider compared to Dora Goh's case. In this scenario, her life won't be jeopardised? Even the Inspector-General of Police held a press conference to highlight the case.

So, which is which? Should it be highlighted and/or when should it be highlighted?

Personally, I hope that everyone will keep a look out for a young girl with similar face. Just be alert if you witness a struggle put up by a young girl with an adult. Those with information on Sharlinie’s whereabouts could contact her father Mohd Nashar Mat Hussain at 016-258 3450 / 016-270 9096 or call the police at 03-7966 2222 or Rakan Cop at 03-2115 9999.
Tags: Sharlinie Mohd Nashar, Taman Medan, Dora Goh, Kidnapped, Missing Person

Priest, Preacher and Rabbi

A Catholic Priest, a Pentecostal Preacher and a Rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.

One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it and attempt to convert it.

Seven days later, they're all together to discuss the experience.

Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has various bandages, goes first. "Well," he says, "I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well,that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle a lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation."

Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and both legs in casts, and an IV drip. In his best fire and brimstone oratory he claimed, "Well brothers, you know that we don't sprinkle! I went out and I found me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took hold of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, up another and down another until we came to a creek. So I quick dunked him and baptised his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus."

They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IV's and monitors running in and out of him. He was in bad shape.

The rabbi looks up and says, "Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start."
Tags: Jokes, Funny, Humour, Catholic Priest, Pentecostal Preacher, Rabbi, Bear, Catechism, Sprinkle Holy Water, Baptise, Circumcision

Roundabout in United Kingdom

Imagine you are driving in England and you are already confused enough driving on the left side. Then you see this sign and you ask yourself "what's gonna happen here?"

All of a sudden there it is .... The magic roundabout!

In the middle, the direction is reversed. Those people in the road planning department is crazy. No wonder that God put them on an island.

Supposedly there are 3 or 4 of these in United Kingdom. In Swindon, London and Cardiff.
Tags: United Kingdom, Swindon, London, Cardiff, Roundabout, Weird