Robert Chuah's Lost

Robert Chuah's lost and if you do see him, please call Eddy. Tags: Robert Chuah, Seri Maju, Ipoh

Proton Savvy Being Recalled

Now if you are a proud owner of this wonderful Malaysian manufactured car known as Proton Savvy, kindly make your immediate drive to the nearest Proton Edar or EON service branch for an immediate FREE repair on your car.

Your car's rear wheel could be coming off anytime now. Don't believe ah? Read Proton's announcement here.

So, I assumed it's free repair lah since it was not your fault, right?

There are 34,000 of you out there somewhere. Only the cars in Malaysia? What about those sold overseas, for example in United Kingdom? Proton UK's office has not issued any notice yet? Or none was sold in UK yet ...... hehehe.

O killed, if you so happened to brake or stopped at a traffic light / jam and saw some metal balls rolling ahead of your car, you would definitely need to call this Proton i-Care emergency number at 1-300-880-888. All the best.
Tags: Proton Savvy, Proton, Proton i-Care, Wheel Bearing, Motor Vehicle, Car

How Do You Stand as a Photographer?

How do you stand or get yourself into position when you need to take a photograph?

What was that guy aiming at?
As a blogger, I do take impromptu pictures. At times just need to pause to have that picture of the moment.








More stability?

Need to do so when taking a close-up.


This stand is not easy. Try it if you don't believe.

One more milimeter of squat will surely split his pants.

Shaolin Temple disciple?
This stand is quite normal. It could be me as well.
The photographer was more 'livelier' than the person who was posing for it. Was he posing in the first place?








This stand is not easy to duplicate.

More of balancing effect required?
Have yet to see a group of photographers doing this in public.
Hmmm.........
He found gold?












No comments!
Tags: Photographer, Photography, Posing

Wacky Facts Not Known to Us

Here are some interesting facts I have read in another blog. I have no way of ascertaining whether they are true or false.

In ancient England, people could not have sex without consent from the King. When people wanted to have a child, they had to solicit a permission to the monarchy, in turn they would supply a plaque to hang on their door when they had sexual relations.

The plaque read … "Fornication Under Consent of the King" (F.U.C.K.).
This is the origin of the word.
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When the English settlers landed in Australia, they noticed a strange animal that jumped extremely high and far. They asked the aboriginal people using body language and signs trying to ask them about this animal.

They responded with ’’Kan Ghu Ru’’ the English then adopted the word kangaroo. What the aboriginal people were really trying to say was ‘’we don’t understand you’’, ‘’ Kan Ghu Ru’’.
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During historic civil wars, when troops returned without any casualties, a writing was put up so all can see which read "0 Killed".

From here we get the expression "O.K." which means all is good.
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A cockroach can live 9 days without it’s head. It only dies when it cannot eat.
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Each King on playing cards represent a King in real history:-

Spades: King David.
Clubs: Alexander The Great.
Hearts: Charlemagne.
Diamonds: Julius Cesar.
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A statue in a park with a soldier on a horse with it’s 2 feet in the air means the soldier died in combat.

If the horse has only 1 foot in the air, the soldier died of injuries from combat.

If the horse has all 4 feet on the ground, the soldier died of natural causes.
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Can you confirm it?
Tags: Facts, Weird

The Ultimate Rejection Letter

If you dont succeed at an interview TRY THIS!
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Herbert A. Millington Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall
Whitson University College Hill
MA 34109 USA

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer mean assistant professor position in your department.

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusuallylarge number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen
Tags: Rejection Letter, Assistant Professor, Funny, Humour, Jokes

Landmine Main Reason for Pageant

Landmines are devices planted into roads, sidewalks, vehicle paths or wherever you name it in countries where wars are occuring and had occurred.

Such landmines came in various designs and could come as Blast Mines or Fragmentation Mines. When such mines blew up, it would normally destroy any object within 1m to as far as 200m away.

Lots of people have been killed worldwide and if they were not killed, they would have been maimed for the rest of their lives.

Lots of works have yet to be done to eradicate these landmines and a global network called International Campaign to Ban Landmines (ICBL) which represents over 1,100 human rights, demining, humanitarian, children's, veterans', medical, development, arms control, religious, environmental, and women's groups in over 60 countries, who work locally, nationally, regionally, and internationally to ban antipersonnel landmines.

In Angola, the government is working hand-in-hand with several local organisations and the European Union in coming up with the Miss Landmine Angola 2008 pageant (see the website on the contestant's profile).




The Miss Landmine Manifesto (in no particular order):-
* Female pride and empowerment
* Disabled pride and empowerment
* Global and local landmine awareness and information
* Challenge inferiority and/or guilt complexes that hinder creativity- historical, cultural, social, personal, African, European
* Question established concepts of physical perfection
* Challenge old and ingrown concepts of cultural cooperation
* Celebrate true beauty

The world's first Miss Landmine event is to be held in conjunction with United Nation's International Day for Mine Awareness and Assistance in Mine Action on 4 April 2008. The winner of this event would receive a custom-made prothesis from Norway's leading manufacturer.

Reading: Angola to host landmine pageant - BBC News/Africa
Tags: Landmine, Blast Mines, Fragmentation Mines, Anti-Landmine Campaign, Angola, Miss Landmine Angola 2008, Africa, International Campaign to Ban Landmines, ICBL, International Day for Mine Awareness and Assistance in Mine Action, United Nations, European Union

Misadventure of Mr Big and RM2 Toilet Entry

'Stolen' the following photos from my friend's facebook. Khairul Anuar, found your comments amusing so I have to blog about it ...... LOL!

This is entrance to the premier paid toilet found in Suria KLCC, the shopping centre located at the base of the Petronas Twin Towers (world's second tallest building).

So he said, it must be crazy with a RM2 toilet entry fee.

His comments: the toiletwares should be silver plated and decorated with nice posters on the wall. As there were none, then this was just a normal toilet.

His comments: should have been gold plated la toilet seat. Why was still in white colour? I want my money back..nothing extraordinary..should gone for free piss instead.
His comments: Fuuh..beautiful, at last some class but where was the butler.
His comments: There were some Body Shop items.
His comments: This is what I call class but please put Harrods, Aigner or Davidoff toiletries la ... paid RM2 for this entry.
Tags: Toilet Entry Fee, Suria KLCC, Petronas Twin Tower, Premier Paid Toilet, Exclusive