Three Tortoise

Three tortoises, Rodney, Derek and Gary, decide to go on picnic. Rodney packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is that the picnic site is ten miles away. So, it takes them ten days to get there.

When they get there Rodney unpacks the food and beer. "Ok Gary give me the bottle opener." "I didn't bring it," says Gary. "I thought you packed it," Rodney gets worried and he turns to Derek, "Did you bring the bottle opener?" Naturally Derek didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener.

Rodney and Derek beg Gary to go back for it. But he refuses as he says they will eat all the sandwiches. After two hours, and after they have sworn on their tortoise lives that they
will not eat the sandwiches, he finally agrees. So Gary sets off down the road at a steady pace.

20 days pass and he still isn't back and Rodney and Derek are starving, but a promise is a promise. Another 5 days and he still isn't back, but a promise is a promise. Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a sandwich each and just as they are about to eat it, Gary pops up from behind a rock and shouts

"I KNEW IT'......AND I'M NOT GOING!"
Tags: Jokes, Funny, Humor, Tortoise, Picnic