Sunday, February 24, 2008

Final Words - Election Joke

The old priest lay dying in the hospital.

For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital. He motioned for his nurse to come near."Yes, Father ?" said the nurse." I would really like to see KJ and SV before I die", whispered the priest. "I'll see what I can do, Father" replied the nurse.

The nurse sent the request to them and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived. KJ and SV would be delighted to visit the priest. As they went to the hospital, KJ commented to SV "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images." SV couldn't help but agree.

When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took SV's hand in his right hand and KJ's hand in his left. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face.

Finally SV spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end ?" The old priest slowly replied: "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ."

The old priest continued......"He died between two lying thieves. I would like to do the same."
Tags: Jokes, Funny, Humour, Election Joke

5 comments:

Huei said...

wuahahhahhah

lying CORRUPTED thieves =P hehehe

Johnny Ong said...

u know i know la

Evelyncyl said...

LOL!!! That's a good one~ ;)

~YM~ said...

They looked more like conmen..n_n

Johnny Ong said...

wow yee ming, u cld discern just by the name ...... hehehe

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