By reading that title, don't be shocked thinking that I became a drug pusher. Was also thinking just now, if I blogged about this will I be construed as promoting it. nah..........continue reading....
You can't find those drugs here anyway but faraway. For your safety, if you have booked for a holiday going to Rome, Taranto (both in Italy) or Algiers (capital city of Algeria), please re-consider changing your venue.
Italy's National Research Council or in italian, Consiglio Nazionale delle Ricerche ("CNR") has done a research at the 3 mentioned cities and found that Rome's atmosphere has a cocaine presence of approximately 0.1 nanogramme (1 nanogramme is one billionth of a gramme) per cubic metre during winter months. On long term basis, it's bad for public health. How come this could happen?
CNR has played down the people's assumption that the 3 cities have a high rate of drugs intake. Then it must be those Mafia fellas who has polluted those 3 cities with their drugs being sold/distributed widely there.........no need to buy now, free sniffing........
Tags: Rome, Taranto, Algiers, Cocaine, Marijuana, Caffeine, Tobacco, Nanogramme, National Research Council, Consiglio Nazionale delle Ricerche, CNR, Mafia, Health
Friday, June 01, 2007
Please Come Back Next Week
No no no, it's not that I'm going somewhere and that I'm telling you blog readers to come back to my blog next week..........
It's just that a customer at a pharmacy shop was told to come back next week to obtain his medical prescriptions. No stocks???
Customer: Sir, I have been here last week and you told me to come this week to collect my medicines.
Pharmacy owner: I know that Sir, it's not that I don't want to give to you.
Customer: Then what's the problem? In the first place, do you have stocks in your shop?
Pharmacy owner: Oh, yes we do! Lots of them. You can see it for yourself. You must understand Sir, I have only 1 staff who is helping me out. My staff is now looking for the medicine for the person standing on your right. He has been here for the last 2 weeks.
(Customer fainted upon seeing how the pharmacy shop has stored its products ..................)
Tags: Pharmacy, Medicine, Customer, Funny, Humour
It's just that a customer at a pharmacy shop was told to come back next week to obtain his medical prescriptions. No stocks???
Customer: Sir, I have been here last week and you told me to come this week to collect my medicines.Pharmacy owner: I know that Sir, it's not that I don't want to give to you.
Customer: Then what's the problem? In the first place, do you have stocks in your shop?
Pharmacy owner: Oh, yes we do! Lots of them. You can see it for yourself. You must understand Sir, I have only 1 staff who is helping me out. My staff is now looking for the medicine for the person standing on your right. He has been here for the last 2 weeks.
(Customer fainted upon seeing how the pharmacy shop has stored its products ..................)Tags: Pharmacy, Medicine, Customer, Funny, Humour
Illegal Investment Schemes
The Securities Commission has said it again - they will work together with Malaysian Communications and Multimedia Commission (MCMC) and CyberSecurity Malaysia to block access to those illegal investment schemes as those listed in their website, which I have blogged about on 17 May 2007.
The arrangement to block such access will be effected on 11 June 2007 giving much ample time and chances to Malaysian investors who have invested in such schemes to pull out / sell / dispose of by then. That's exactly 10 days away only. And if those investment schemes knew that the government was effecting such steps, surely those investment schemes will start delaying the returns of your investments/capital/profits.
Only way to continue your investment (if you still want it) is to travel to neighbouring countries to have access to those websites. By that time, your travelling costs would have taken up your profits too.
One person said that investors in either the approved or illegal investment schemes in Malaysia would know their exposure to whatever risks if they wanted to participate and it should be up to the investors to decide instead. Well, there are laws to be followed and I'm very sure that the investors didn't expect this risk - government intervention in blocking internet access to such illegal investment schemes.
If investors are left alone without any investment laws then it would be the same as drivers who learnt driving on their own (where drivers are not compelled to take licences/lessons) will decide to drive on major roads. I'm sure the drivers knew what sort of danger they are exposing themselves/others to but they are taking that risk. Owing to this, road transport act has to be enacted.
Tags: Securities Commission, Illegal Investment Schemes, Malaysian Communications and Multimedia Commission, MCMC, CyberSecurity Malaysia
The arrangement to block such access will be effected on 11 June 2007 giving much ample time and chances to Malaysian investors who have invested in such schemes to pull out / sell / dispose of by then. That's exactly 10 days away only. And if those investment schemes knew that the government was effecting such steps, surely those investment schemes will start delaying the returns of your investments/capital/profits.
Only way to continue your investment (if you still want it) is to travel to neighbouring countries to have access to those websites. By that time, your travelling costs would have taken up your profits too.
One person said that investors in either the approved or illegal investment schemes in Malaysia would know their exposure to whatever risks if they wanted to participate and it should be up to the investors to decide instead. Well, there are laws to be followed and I'm very sure that the investors didn't expect this risk - government intervention in blocking internet access to such illegal investment schemes.
If investors are left alone without any investment laws then it would be the same as drivers who learnt driving on their own (where drivers are not compelled to take licences/lessons) will decide to drive on major roads. I'm sure the drivers knew what sort of danger they are exposing themselves/others to but they are taking that risk. Owing to this, road transport act has to be enacted.
Tags: Securities Commission, Illegal Investment Schemes, Malaysian Communications and Multimedia Commission, MCMC, CyberSecurity Malaysia
Thursday, May 31, 2007
Comprehension - My Family
This is a malay language comprehension homework passed up to the class teacher. The humourous side is best read in its original written language.
Translated version:
My Family
Everyone in this world has a family. The word Keluarga is family in white skinned people's language. Family has father, mother, elder brother, elder sister, younger siblings, grandma, grandad, uncle, auntie and etc etc.
For the first time I would like to tell everyone in this world that having a peaceful family and doesn't go to war but there are also some that has no peace because having war.
I would like to tell a story about my family. I have a mother and a father but my mother had said she has slept with 3 other men in hotel hence it's confirmed that I was born out of wedlock as my blood group is different from my father who is in this house. My dad doesn't care when my mother went out with another guy.
Elder sister and brother do not go to school anymore because they have stopped. My elder sister is beautiful with a similar face of Marilyn Monroe who is dead. She died because knocked into grandad's car which has an engine capacity of 500cc. (teacher put a remark that this para was out of topic)
My elder brother is handsome or smart like Amitabh Bachan or Sunjay Dutt, sometimes his face changed to Aacapan when he woke up from his sleep. When he finished bathing, his face would be himself. That's my elder brother's advantageous.
Further to this, I would like to talk about my younger siblings. Even though I do not have younger siblings but I bluffed you saying that I have younger siblings.
That's all for now about my family a happy one even though not. Regards.
Yours sincerely:-
Bob
Tags: Education, Malay Language, Comprehension, Karangan, Funny, Humour, My Family
Translated version:
My Family
Everyone in this world has a family. The word Keluarga is family in white skinned people's language. Family has father, mother, elder brother, elder sister, younger siblings, grandma, grandad, uncle, auntie and etc etc.
For the first time I would like to tell everyone in this world that having a peaceful family and doesn't go to war but there are also some that has no peace because having war.
I would like to tell a story about my family. I have a mother and a father but my mother had said she has slept with 3 other men in hotel hence it's confirmed that I was born out of wedlock as my blood group is different from my father who is in this house. My dad doesn't care when my mother went out with another guy.
Elder sister and brother do not go to school anymore because they have stopped. My elder sister is beautiful with a similar face of Marilyn Monroe who is dead. She died because knocked into grandad's car which has an engine capacity of 500cc. (teacher put a remark that this para was out of topic)
My elder brother is handsome or smart like Amitabh Bachan or Sunjay Dutt, sometimes his face changed to Aacapan when he woke up from his sleep. When he finished bathing, his face would be himself. That's my elder brother's advantageous.
Further to this, I would like to talk about my younger siblings. Even though I do not have younger siblings but I bluffed you saying that I have younger siblings.
That's all for now about my family a happy one even though not. Regards.
Yours sincerely:-
Bob
Tags: Education, Malay Language, Comprehension, Karangan, Funny, Humour, My Family
Women's Decisions
男人最怕的三个答案 (Three answers most scared by men)
（1）随 便 (Whatever)
男：今天 晚上咱们吃什么？ Man: What to have for dinner?
女：随便。 Woman: Whatever..
男：吃火锅吧。Man: Why not we have steamboat?
女：不行，吃火锅脸上要长痘痘。Woman: Don't want la, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face
男：要不咱们吃川菜。Man: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
女：昨天刚吃的川菜，今天又吃....... Woman: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?
男：那咱们吃海鲜去？ Man: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
女：海鲜不好，吃了拉肚子。Woman: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhoea
男：那你说吃什么？ Man: Then what you suggest?
女：随便。Woman: Whatever..
(2）都行 (Anything)
男：那咱们现在到底做什么？ Man: So what should we do now?
女：都行。Woman: Anything
男：看电影怎么样？很久没看电影了。Man: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie
女：电影有啥好看的，耽误时间。Woman: Watching movie no good la, waste time only
男：那打保龄球，运动运动？ Man: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
女：大热天的运什么动啊，不嫌累啊？ Woman: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tired meh?男：那找个咖啡店坐坐，喝点水。Man: Then find a café and have drink
女：喝咖啡影响睡眠。Woman: Drink coffee will affect my sleep
男：那你说干什么？ Man: Then what you suggest?
女：都行！ Woman: Anything
（3）看你 (You decide)
男：那咱们干脆回家好了。 Man: Then we just go home lo
女：看你。Woman: You decide
男：坐公车吧，我送你。 Man: Let take bus, I will accompany you
女：公车又脏又挤，算了吧。Woman: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la
男：那就打车走。Man: Ok we will take taxi
女：这么近的路不划算。 Woman: Not worth it la... for such a short distance
男：那走路好了，散散步？ Man: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk
女：空着肚子散哪门子步啊？ Woman: What to walk with empty stomach woh?
男：那你想怎么着啊？ Man: Then what you suggest?
女：看你。Woman: You decide
男：那就先吃饭？ Man: Let's have dinner first
女：随便。Woman: Whatever...
男：吃什么？ Man: Eat what?
女：都行 Woman: Anything
（看看四下无人，杀了她......） (Look around... no one here, gonna kill her....)
I seem to be getting lots of jokes on women........
Tags: Jokes, Funny, Humour, Man, Woman, Broken English
（1）随 便 (Whatever)
男：今天 晚上咱们吃什么？ Man: What to have for dinner?
女：随便。 Woman: Whatever..
男：吃火锅吧。Man: Why not we have steamboat?
女：不行，吃火锅脸上要长痘痘。Woman: Don't want la, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face
男：要不咱们吃川菜。Man: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
女：昨天刚吃的川菜，今天又吃....... Woman: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?
男：那咱们吃海鲜去？ Man: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
女：海鲜不好，吃了拉肚子。Woman: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhoea
男：那你说吃什么？ Man: Then what you suggest?
女：随便。Woman: Whatever..
(2）都行 (Anything)
男：那咱们现在到底做什么？ Man: So what should we do now?
女：都行。Woman: Anything
男：看电影怎么样？很久没看电影了。Man: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie
女：电影有啥好看的，耽误时间。Woman: Watching movie no good la, waste time only
男：那打保龄球，运动运动？ Man: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
女：大热天的运什么动啊，不嫌累啊？ Woman: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tired meh?男：那找个咖啡店坐坐，喝点水。Man: Then find a café and have drink
女：喝咖啡影响睡眠。Woman: Drink coffee will affect my sleep
男：那你说干什么？ Man: Then what you suggest?
女：都行！ Woman: Anything
（3）看你 (You decide)
男：那咱们干脆回家好了。 Man: Then we just go home lo
女：看你。Woman: You decide
男：坐公车吧，我送你。 Man: Let take bus, I will accompany you
女：公车又脏又挤，算了吧。Woman: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la
男：那就打车走。Man: Ok we will take taxi
女：这么近的路不划算。 Woman: Not worth it la... for such a short distance
男：那走路好了，散散步？ Man: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk
女：空着肚子散哪门子步啊？ Woman: What to walk with empty stomach woh?
男：那你想怎么着啊？ Man: Then what you suggest?
女：看你。Woman: You decide
男：那就先吃饭？ Man: Let's have dinner first
女：随便。Woman: Whatever...
男：吃什么？ Man: Eat what?
女：都行 Woman: Anything
（看看四下无人，杀了她......） (Look around... no one here, gonna kill her....)
I seem to be getting lots of jokes on women........
Tags: Jokes, Funny, Humour, Man, Woman, Broken English
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
Late Christmas Celebration
Normally some events were postponed due to unforeseen circumstances but to go against the world's calender to celebrate a worldwide event was too much.
In Democratic Republic of Congo, a particular sect celebrates Christmas Day itself on 25 May, yeah just 5 days back only. Weird????? Why is that so?
Main Reason: Members of the Kimbanguist Church believe Jesus Christ was born on 25 May and not 25 December. I'm not confused by them but I'm confused by the World Council of Churches ("WCC")
Kimbanguist Church is a member of WCC and I wasn't able to verify their membership status as todate as WCC has questioned Kimbanguist Church's teachings (under Membership paragraph in the linked website) in one of their Executive Committee meeting held in Aug 2004.
The church has around 3 million believers, mainly concentrated in central Africa. It was founded in 1921 by Simon Kimbangu, a self-styled healer and prophet, who was educated by Baptist church missionaries in the west of what was then the Congo Free State. In 1999 the leaders of the Kimbanguist church decided that after several prophetic "revelations", Christmas should be celebrated on 25 May instead of in December. (source: BBC News/Africa)
Tags: Democratic Republic of Congo, Congo, Sect, Christmas Day, Kimbanguist Church, World Council of Churches, Simon Kimbangu, Christianity
In Democratic Republic of Congo, a particular sect celebrates Christmas Day itself on 25 May, yeah just 5 days back only. Weird????? Why is that so?
Main Reason: Members of the Kimbanguist Church believe Jesus Christ was born on 25 May and not 25 December. I'm not confused by them but I'm confused by the World Council of Churches ("WCC")
Kimbanguist Church is a member of WCC and I wasn't able to verify their membership status as todate as WCC has questioned Kimbanguist Church's teachings (under Membership paragraph in the linked website) in one of their Executive Committee meeting held in Aug 2004.
The church has around 3 million believers, mainly concentrated in central Africa. It was founded in 1921 by Simon Kimbangu, a self-styled healer and prophet, who was educated by Baptist church missionaries in the west of what was then the Congo Free State. In 1999 the leaders of the Kimbanguist church decided that after several prophetic "revelations", Christmas should be celebrated on 25 May instead of in December. (source: BBC News/Africa)
Tags: Democratic Republic of Congo, Congo, Sect, Christmas Day, Kimbanguist Church, World Council of Churches, Simon Kimbangu, Christianity
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