Thursday, May 31, 2007

Women's Decisions

男人最怕的三个答案 (Three answers most scared by men)

(1)随 便 (Whatever)
男:今天 晚上咱们吃什么? Man: What to have for dinner?
女:随便。 Woman: Whatever..
男:吃火锅吧。Man: Why not we have steamboat?
女:不行,吃火锅脸上要长痘痘。Woman: Don't want la, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face
男:要不咱们吃川菜。Man: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
女:昨天刚吃的川菜,今天又吃....... Woman: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?
男:那咱们吃海鲜去? Man: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
女:海鲜不好,吃了拉肚子。Woman: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhoea
男:那你说吃什么? Man: Then what you suggest?
女:随便。Woman: Whatever..

(2)都行 (Anything)
男:那咱们现在到底做什么? Man: So what should we do now?
女:都行。Woman: Anything
男:看电影怎么样?很久没看电影了。Man: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie
女:电影有啥好看的,耽误时间。Woman: Watching movie no good la, waste time only
男:那打保龄球,运动运动? Man: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
女:大热天的运什么动啊,不嫌累啊? Woman: Exercise in such hot day? You not feel tired meh?男:那找个咖啡店坐坐,喝点水。Man: Then find a café and have drink
女:喝咖啡影响睡眠。Woman: Drink coffee will affect my sleep
男:那你说干什么? Man: Then what you suggest?
女:都行! Woman: Anything

(3)看你 (You decide)
男:那咱们干脆回家好了。 Man: Then we just go home lo
女:看你。Woman: You decide
男:坐公车吧,我送你。 Man: Let take bus, I will accompany you
女:公车又脏又挤,算了吧。Woman: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la
男:那就打车走。Man: Ok we will take taxi
女:这么近的路不划算。 Woman: Not worth it la... for such a short distance
男:那走路好了,散散步? Man: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk
女:空着肚子散哪门子步啊? Woman: What to walk with empty stomach woh?
男:那你想怎么着啊? Man: Then what you suggest?
女:看你。Woman: You decide
男:那就先吃饭? Man: Let's have dinner first
女:随便。Woman: Whatever...
男:吃什么? Man: Eat what?
女:都行 Woman: Anything
(看看四下无人,杀了她......) (Look around... no one here, gonna kill her....)

I seem to be getting lots of jokes on women........
Tags: Jokes, Funny, Humour, Man, Woman, Broken English



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