Friday, November 03, 2006

Saucy Jokes

Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.
1st: How yours look like?
2nd: She is 5"7, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?
1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!
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Husband asks , "Do u know the meaning of WIFE??" Without Information Fighting Everytime" Wife replies," No, It means ,"With Idiot For Ever !!!"
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Women asked man who is traveling with six children, all these kids are yours???
No, I work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.
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Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex. Daughter (excitingly): Sure mom, tell me what do you want to know. Mother Faints...
Tags: Jokes, Funny, Humor

2 comments:

Random J said...

The 1st and 3rd jokes are damn funny! *lol* They actually did make me laugh out loud.

Dayngr said...

Great!

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