Saturday, August 22, 2009

Viagra in Liquid Form

Went to Beetles cafe after dinner yesterday and thought of having some fresh fruit juice for a change. But I saw something unexpectedly, the Viagra in liquid form!?!?!?!?! And if Viagra is not strong enough, they have the Super Viagra ready for you hahaha.

Don't know why they name it Viagra as the ingredient itself comprise Dates, Honey, Milk & Ice Cream. The Super Viagra drink comprise Watercress, Dates, Banana & Kiwi fruits. Weird!

No, I didn't order the Viagra drinks ...... no point.

I tried the Batout instead. Now, when I saw that word I pronounced it as "Bat" "Out" to the waiter. He looked at me blur blur. I repeated my order and he said something else after I pointed the name of the drink to him. He might not be able to catch my english slang I thought.

When he repeated our orders, he read something which stunned me. He pronounced the drink as "Ba" "Tout". You tell me who's correct.

After the waiter left our table, we laughed. Looking at the menu again, almost all the drinks are in english names. How in the world could he pronounced the drink as Ba Tout instead of Bat Out!?!??!?!?!
Tags: Viagra, Super Viagra, Viagra Drink, Liquid Viagra, Fruit Juice, Batout

Labels:

11 Comments:

Blogger Borneo Falcon said...

Maybe the drink will help in the erection. He....He...

22 August, 2009 08:43  
Blogger Twilight Zone said...

LOL! What a funny combination to get a boner. I read that watermelon works but that's too cooling drink for Chinese beliefs. What say you? (Google says so)

22 August, 2009 09:17  
Blogger vincent said...

weird name for the drinks ...

22 August, 2009 12:49  
Blogger Convivialdingo said...

batout at ba tout... Perhaps he's a French speaker?

30 August, 2009 15:31  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

borneo - no point taking it while in sudan haha

twilight - seldom take watermelon so do not know its effect

vincent - i wonder whether they have basis for naming such

conviv - hahaha, an arabic french speaker living in an african nation?

31 August, 2009 16:40  
Blogger Mark said...

Wow... can u tell me when Liquid Viagra come in market?? and what will you expect in new liquid Viagra??

have a nice day..
Generic Viagra

04 September, 2009 18:47  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

mark - it was that that captured my wild imagination haha

04 September, 2009 19:04  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bat - as in baseball bat.
Out - as the opposite of "in"

If you take this drink, your Bat will be always ready to come out. I guess that's what this Bat Out drink means...

14 September, 2009 16:30  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

anon - i like what u think hehe

12 December, 2009 22:00  
Anonymous theeggyolks said...

so viagra tasted like ice cream with dates and honey? LOL! I'm going to make my own when I'm "old" >_<

12 December, 2009 22:11  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

eggyolks - yeah, can drink any time u want haha

12 December, 2009 22:42  

Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home

>