Wednesday, September 17, 2008

How Men Change

The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?


Back from Work:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
After 6 months: I'm BACK!!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?


Phone Ringing:
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
After 6 months: Here, it's for you.
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!


Cooking:
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: DUMPLING AGAIN??


New Dress:
After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?


TV:
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie.
After 6 years: I'm going to watch PIRATES play, if you're not in the mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!


Making Love:
After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?
After 6 months: Lets make another baby, my mother just called!!!
After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!
Tags: Men, Jokes, Funny, Humour

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17 Comments:

Blogger Nkw@i said...

are you one of the men changing to be like that? =D

17 September, 2008 10:16  
Blogger TZ said...

LoL... is it true??? :-p

17 September, 2008 10:17  
Blogger kuai said...

have to face it...
waaaaaaaaaaaa..:((((
that is the reality...o.O"

17 September, 2008 11:21  
Blogger foongpc said...

Haha! Very funny, but that's just the way it is for some men. I'm sure not all, though they must be the minority : )

17 September, 2008 12:21  
Anonymous cc said...

Funny! I fell blessed that after 2 years plus, I'm still on the 6 weeks stage. LOL

17 September, 2008 12:49  
Blogger Min-Hui said...

It's very sad ler!!!!
It's really a cruel reality that happened if got a heartless husband ....sigh....***

17 September, 2008 13:25  
Anonymous Dora said...

Hahaha...that's funny! Hope my hubby won't say that to me after 6 yrs.

17 September, 2008 19:16  
Blogger Booppi said...

GUYS.... -____-"

17 September, 2008 20:54  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

nkw@i - i practise the 6 days style only

tz - what u laughing at? hehehe

kuai - how u know?

foong - liked yr comment, very fair

cc - not bad, not bad ..... can be improved

min hui - normally it takes 2 hands to clap

dora - print this out and paste on yr wardrobe as a reminder for him hehe

booppi - applicable for girls also hehe

18 September, 2008 14:41  
Blogger kuai said...

well.. I saw few couple experienced the same situation.. hemm... maybe not all mad does but most of kan?..-..-"

18 September, 2008 15:41  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

kuai - ya la, not all but i'm sure u won't know abt the last topic lah

18 September, 2008 15:58  
Blogger kuai said...

hehehe... I just can imagine it...:P~

18 September, 2008 20:27  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

kuai - ahem!

23 September, 2008 11:42  
Blogger su_N said...

aduii~ like tat one..spank my bf if he ever gets heartless n this cruel..haha..

29 September, 2008 17:42  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

su_n - what's yr duration now? coming to 6 yrs?

29 September, 2008 17:47  
Blogger su_N said...

lol..on the way 6 months oni~ thats why i say if he ever become like that then i spank..haha..

29 September, 2008 18:18  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

su_n - all the best haha

03 October, 2008 23:23  

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