Regrettably, more bad financial news ................
Following the problems in the sub-prime lending market in America that has hit a number of investment banks and the run on Northern Rock in the UK, uncertainty has now hit Japan.
In the last 7 days:-
Origami Bank has folded
Sumo Bank has gone belly up
Tempura Bank is in hot oil
Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches
Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song
shares in Kamikaze Bank were suspended after they nose-dived
Samurai Bank are soldiering on following sharp cutbacks
Ninja Bank are reported to have taken a hit, but they remain in the black
500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop
Analysts report that there is something fishy going on at Sushi Bank where it is feared that staff may get a raw deal
Tags: Financial News, Japan, Japanese Bank, Funny, Humour
Friday, October 10, 2008
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9 comments:
u're into everything japan! r u like.. japanese or a big fan of their culture :)
haha~ those aren't real name, but reli reli creative and funny, i like =)
especially the last one
"500 staff at Karate Bank got the chop"
very fishy ya nowadays, most likely everythin has gone off to the sea
The whole world is facing the economy turmoil. Hopefully, everything going well very soon...
samantha - i bet u are too .... who dare say that they do not have japanese products in their home or on their body right now
edwin - it matches
dora - precisely our 2nd finance minister said we are not in recession and will not be ... very bold statement
haha! I didn't know this was a joke post when I first read it. I thought Japan have really nice sounding banks! Origami bank, Sumo bank, Tempura bank...wow! Then as I read on, I realised ok, there's no such nice sounding banks in Japan! My favourites are Bonsai Bank, Origami Bank and Sushi Bank : )
Hahah, hilarious man, great sense of humour, when i read the first and second lines, i thought it was real, after that i realized LOL
i guess u have finished yr whole repertoire of Japanese words? sushi, karaoke, karate, kamikaze... etc hahhahahaah . but the whole world seems to be facing a confidence crisis. i hope it wont go much worse than what it already is.
A good one!!!
I only knew it was a joke when I got to Tempura Bank!
Hahahahaaha
foong - how come u can fall for it
tysern - hahaha really like how this joke is catching everyone off guard
bengbeng - let's hope the world doesn't replicate this blog post
lupie - by the it reaches tempura, i'm sure u wld have thot "this is getting to absurd"
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