A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:-
The first worm in alcohol -Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke -Dead..
Third worm in chocolate syrup -Dead.
Fourth worm in good clean soil -Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration?
Maxine was setting in the back,Quickly raised her hand and said, "As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate,You won't have worms!"Tags: Jokes, Funny, Humour, Drink, Smoke, Chocolate, Clean Soil
2 comments:
LOL!
no more deworm medication!
Drink smoke and chocolate! Thats the way to go!
hehe, u must be very happy to see this blog posting as if it was a green light for u
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