Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Learn Chinese Fast for Olympics

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes (you MUST read them aloud)

English - (Chinese in bracket)
That's not right! - (Sum Ting Wong)

Are you harbouring a fugitive? - (Hu Yu Hai Ding)

See me ASAP - (Kum Hia Nao)

Small Horse - (Tai Ni Po Ni)

Did you go to the beach? - (Wai Yu So Tan)

I think you need a face lift! - (Chin Tu Fat)

It's very dark in here! - (Wai So Dim)

I thought you were on a diet! - (Wai Yu Mun Ching)

This is a tow away zone! - (No Pah King)

Our meeting is scheduled for next week! - (Wai Yu Kum Nao)

Staying out of sight - (Lei Ying Lo)

He's cleanng his automobile - (Wa Shing Ka)
Tags: Chinese, English, Learning Chinese, Funny, Humour



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh so funny..haha...another one...if a chinese had been bankrupt...Hai Lok Lah Kah Begah...Haha,,hope it's right!

29 July, 2008 20:41  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

didnt get yr meaning hahaha

29 July, 2008 22:07  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wah this one funny le.. hehehe..

29 July, 2008 22:25  
Blogger Unknown said...

ahahahah!!! funny one!!!

29 July, 2008 22:49  
Blogger bZbee said...

wai you fee ver ken jok jok wan??Ai thot yew Lai ying loh .....hahahhaha

29 July, 2008 23:58  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yew feeber-feeber oso fry fry so far ar? Sum mor tack airloprane den sit in airport long-long taim.

Mama say dun forget to dlink water many-many ya.

31 July, 2008 14:13  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

keeyit - lei siu meh yeh?

paulette - lei yau hai siu meh yeh?

bzbee - ok ok hats off to u. u are learning very fast indeed! pay up yr tuition fees now

jendax - mixture of english and chinese - can also lah

01 August, 2008 04:39  
Blogger Unknown said...

sounds more like broken english

08 August, 2008 22:37  
Blogger su_N said...

wal loling all the time..so funny!! good one! do more!! haha :D

08 August, 2008 22:53  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

baby - its not english at all haha

su_n - ok, u have graduated since u understood the language

08 August, 2008 23:22  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL absolutely ingenious. I saw it first on some chain email I got. Thanks for sharing :)

10 August, 2008 21:44  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

learn chinese - just nice to share during the olympics ... haha

12 August, 2008 21:19  

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