Sunday, July 27, 2008

Sorry, Wrong Number!

'Hello? 'Hi, honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?
'No Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.
After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle Paul.
'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.

Brief Pause.
'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.
Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'
'Okay Daddy, just a minute.'

A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.
'I did it Daddy'
'And what happened honey?'
'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.
Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn't moving at all!'

'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'
'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.
He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool.

But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'

***Long Pause***

***Longer Pause***

***Even Longer Pause***

Then Daddy says, 'Swimming pool?

'Is this 486-5731?'

'No, this is 486-5713....

Tags: Wrong Number, Jokes, Funny, Humour, Tragedy



Blogger Simon Ho said...

hahahahaha.. damn. you got me laughing in the middle of the night

27 July, 2008 01:04  
Blogger ilovelash said...

-____________-' wtf!

27 July, 2008 09:14  
Blogger Call me A.S for AkiraSabine said...

Now police's hunting down whoever caused that tragedy. hohohohoh

27 July, 2008 10:51  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

simon - hopefully u can sleep better after that ... hehe

booppi - u cannot tahan ah?

akira - talking abt police, they visited my blog again

29 July, 2008 16:31  
Blogger Cyren Asteraceya said...

Ola Nuffnanger!

This was hillarious!

But why would the police visit your blog? Don't tell me you're the guy who did the wrong number?!

Oh dear, in which case...I am speechless

06 August, 2008 22:29  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

hahahaa, i'm not the guilty one that made the phone call ..... police visit could be due to my social political blog postings

06 August, 2008 23:26  

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