Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Ah Beng Jokes

Ah Beng bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his phone book & said, "My mobile no. has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610"
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Ah Beng: I am proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are studying him.
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Ah Beng: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is the final game.
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Ah Beng: If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng: No, I'll also stay with your sister.
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Ah Beng: People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng: When I went to the Park today, everybody said, Oh GOD! U have come again.
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Ah Beng: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng: If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?===================================================
Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng : The future tense is "u will go to jail"
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Tags: Jokes, Funny, Humour, Ah Beng

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5 Comments:

Anonymous Dora said...

The last one is funny!

08 May, 2008 12:50  
Blogger Scud said...

More of Ah Beng!
More of Ah Beng!
We want Ah Beng!
We want Ah Beng!

10 May, 2008 14:05  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

want more? need to pay up first hehe ....

13 May, 2008 00:41  
Blogger carine said...

u still hv other Ah Beng Jokes?actually u all find tht AH Beng Jokes in where wan?

28 May, 2008 16:38  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

frens contributed for me to post in my blog. never asked for original source

28 May, 2008 19:13  

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