Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Scottish Logic

A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like hell they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll take care of this," She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay," he says, "they're coming for Christmas and they're paying their own way."
Tags: Scottish Logic, Scotland, Funny, Humour, Jokes



Blogger Akira said...

Hahahaa *L0L* Are you gonna try this out with your kids next time?

21 May, 2008 08:47  
Blogger Lorraine said...

Sly and simple lol :)

21 May, 2008 11:17  
Anonymous Dora said...

Hahaha...the old junk is pressing his head to save budget! Cool huh?!...

21 May, 2008 14:41  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

akira - saves a lot of money esp during old age where usually living on epf savings hehe

lorraine - yeah sly but effective without hurting anyone, maybe the pockets only

dora - smart move la

21 May, 2008 22:56  
Blogger 3POINT8 said...


24 May, 2008 14:24  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

cunning too

28 May, 2008 13:41  
Blogger J E Z said...

hahahahahah...that's very clever

01 June, 2008 00:48  

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