Monday, March 23, 2009

Chinese Courier Service

An innovative delivery method, the Chinese ways... forget about DHL, UPS or even FedEx !!!

A family in the southern province of China, were puzzled when the coffin of their dead grandmother arrived from the States. It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it! When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top; which read as follows:-

Dear Cousins,

I am sending Ahma body to you since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in Tung Shin. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leaves are consumed.

You will find inside the coffin, under Ahma's body, 12 bottles of Yomeishu, 10 packets of Swiss chocolates and packets of Chinatown Lap Cheong. Please divide these among all of you.

On Ahma's feet you will find a new pair of Nike Air shoes (size 10) for Ah boy. Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Ah Mei's and Ah Lien's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.

Ahma is wearing 6 CK T-Shirts. The large size is for Ah Bak and the others are for my nephews. Just distribute them among yourselves.

The 2 new Armani Jeans that Ahma is wearing are for the boys. The Rolex watch that Lee Ah Bai wanted is on Ahma's left wrist.

Kiasu Aunty Pei Pei, Ahma is wearing the Tiffany necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them.

The 6 white Polo cotton socks that Ahma is wearing must be divided among my teenage cousins. let me know what else you need as Ah Kong is also not keeping well nowadays. I can send all required things when our Ah Kong goes back too............

Definitions:-
Ahma - grandma
Ah Kong- grandpa
Tags: Kiasu, Yomeishu, Swiss Chocolates, Nike Air Shoes, Armani Jeans, CK T-Shirts, Rolex Watch, Tiffany Necklace, Polo Cotton Socks

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11 Comments:

Blogger WanWan said...

saw this thru forwarded email sometimes back... I dont think I will take those things lo... hehe

23 March, 2009 21:22  
Blogger Chemhoster said...

Woo..Interesting!

23 March, 2009 23:53  
Blogger foongpc said...

Yikes! I won't dare take anything the dead person is wearing!! : )

24 March, 2009 00:13  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

wanwan - same here la. not to say i'm 'pantang' ....... hehe

24 March, 2009 03:59  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

chemhoster - which product sounds interesting to u?????

foong - what for? exception for grave diggers

24 March, 2009 04:30  
Blogger rosy said...

lol!..

24 March, 2009 13:11  
Blogger Life Ramblings said...

that was hilarious. i love it.

25 March, 2009 17:42  
Blogger sky said...

I'd take em if they're meant for me..lol....but hey, can be done aaa? :P

26 March, 2009 08:34  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

rosy / life ramblings - u shld be sad bcuz somebody died hehe

sky - u have relatives who are overseas hehehehe

27 March, 2009 00:30  
Blogger mknace said...

hahaha
nice delivery style

12 April, 2009 18:02  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

mknace - cheap as well as u can transport so many stuff at one go LOL!

14 April, 2009 00:46  

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