The wife is busy frying eggs, when her husband comes home. He walks into the kitchen and immediately starts yelling:
"CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL!!! MORE OIL!!! TURN THEM!!! TURN THEM NOW!!! WE NEED MORE OIL!!! THEY ARE GOING TO STICK!!! CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL!!! TURN THEM!!! TURN THEM!!! HURRY UP!!! ARE YOU CRAZY!!!! THE OIL IS GOING TO SPILL!!! USE MORE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!!"
The wife is very upset: "What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you yelling like this? Do you think I don't know how to fry an egg?"
The husband calmly replies: "This is to show you what it feels like, when I am driving and you sit next to me..."
Tags: Wife, Husband, Funny, Humour, Frying Egg, Driving
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
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7 comments:
I love this joke and will use this tactic tomorrow! Thanks!
hahahah~nice joke ! love it
wakakaka.. extremely funny.. luv it..
Men are still so silly.
What if the wife is damn good at frying eggs? His shouting was unnecessary LOL
twilight - tactic used or not? result?
jason & jeremy - pay up then for the entertainment rendered hehe
gorgeous eve - wah condemn men somemore
Johnny - My honey freaked out & I told her Johnny taught me so. Now she is furious with my ex colleague Johnny! You are safe!
hmmmm really wonder what was her reaction hahaha
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