Wednesday, March 11, 2009

What Has Frying An Egg Got To Do With Driving?

The wife is busy frying eggs, when her husband comes home. He walks into the kitchen and immediately starts yelling:

"CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL!!! MORE OIL!!! TURN THEM!!! TURN THEM NOW!!! WE NEED MORE OIL!!! THEY ARE GOING TO STICK!!! CAREFUL!!! CAREFUL!!! TURN THEM!!! TURN THEM!!! HURRY UP!!! ARE YOU CRAZY!!!! THE OIL IS GOING TO SPILL!!! USE MORE SALT!!! THE SALT!!!!"

The wife is very upset: "What the hell is wrong with you? Why are you yelling like this? Do you think I don't know how to fry an egg?"

The husband calmly replies: "This is to show you what it feels like, when I am driving and you sit next to me..."
Tags: Wife, Husband, Funny, Humour, Frying Egg, Driving

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7 Comments:

Blogger Twilight Zone said...

I love this joke and will use this tactic tomorrow! Thanks!

11 March, 2009 00:26  
Anonymous Jason-L said...

hahahah~nice joke ! love it

11 March, 2009 22:21  
Blogger jeremytuah said...

wakakaka.. extremely funny.. luv it..

12 March, 2009 07:32  
Blogger Gorgeous Ol' Eve Loves Vanilla. You? said...

Men are still so silly.

What if the wife is damn good at frying eggs? His shouting was unnecessary LOL

12 March, 2009 17:45  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

twilight - tactic used or not? result?

jason & jeremy - pay up then for the entertainment rendered hehe

gorgeous eve - wah condemn men somemore

12 March, 2009 23:18  
Blogger Twilight Zone said...

Johnny - My honey freaked out & I told her Johnny taught me so. Now she is furious with my ex colleague Johnny! You are safe!

16 March, 2009 23:34  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

hmmmm really wonder what was her reaction hahaha

18 March, 2009 01:17  

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