Tuesday, June 17, 2008

BBQ Rules

We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:-

Routine...
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces,and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.

Here comes the important part:-
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine....
(6) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while HE FLIPS THE MEAT.

Important again:-
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS THEM TO THE WOMAN

More routine...
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:-
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANK HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." Upon seeing her annoyed reaction he concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.
Tags: BBQ Rules, BBQ, Food, Funny, Humour

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7 Comments:

Anonymous Dora said...

hahaha...and woman doen't like to organize BBQ party these days because of this!

17 June, 2008 12:23  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

how nice if i can find such ladies during my bbq parties

17 June, 2008 13:54  
Blogger Blowfly said...

johnny, ask ur dearie wife to nake plans =x

18 June, 2008 23:00  
Blogger Huei said...

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA

gosh no wonder i never have any bbq parties! =P

20 June, 2008 13:23  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

blowfly - better learn to be smart after reading that blog else .....

huei - wah, this secret has been leaked to u???? wasted, can't take advantage on u

23 June, 2008 11:18  
Anonymous raz said...

HAHAHHA DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

06 July, 2008 12:02  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

straight to the face? hehe

06 July, 2008 17:33  

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