Refreshing Jokes

A woman wakes up on 14 Feb morning and tells her husband, "I just dreamt that you gave me a diamond necklace for Valentine's Day. "What do you think it means?". "You'll know tonight" he says. That evening, the man comes home with a small package and gives it to his wife. Delighted, she opens it and finds ... a book entitled "The Meaning of Dreams".
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A little boy went up to his father and asked, "Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?" his father replied, "Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine."
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What's the difference between people who pray in church and those who pray in casinos?
The ones in the casinos are serious.
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When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.
Tags: Jokes, Funny, Humour