The Price of Growing Old

EIGHTY-two-year-old Morris went to the hospital to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw him walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

Some days later, the doctor asked Morris: “You’re really doing great, aren’t you?”
“Just doing what you said, Doc. ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’"
“I didn’t say that! I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur – be careful!’"
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