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Sometimes a classified ad is just not the right way to go!
These four classified ads appeared in a Kuwaiti newspaper on four consecutive days. The last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake.

MONDAY:
For Sale
SK Shah has a sewing machine for sale.
Phone 2555-0707 after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who lives with him cheap.

TUESDAY:
Notice:
We regret having erred in SK Shah's ad yesterday.
It should have read, "One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 2555-0707 and ask for Mrs
Mani, who lives with him after 7PM."

WEDNESDAY:
Notice:
SK Shah has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified ad yesterday.
The ad stands correct as follows:
"For sale - SK Shah has a sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 2555-0707 after 7PM and
ask for Mrs Mani who loves with him."

THURSDAY:
Notice:
I, SK Shah, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it.
Don't call 2555-0707 as I have had the phone disconnected.
I have not been carrying on with Mrs Mani.
Until yesterday, she was my housekeeper but she quit.
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