5 Surgeons

5 surgeons are discussing whose patients make the best surgical candidates.
The 1st surgeon says "I like to see accountants on my operating table. When you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The 2nd surgeon responds "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."
The 3rd surgeon says "No, I really think librarians are the best everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
The 4th surgeon chimes in "You know, I like construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end & if the job takes longer than you said it would, no big deal."
But the 5th surgeon topped them all. "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, & no spine & on top of that, the head & the arse are interchangeable."
Tags: Surgeon, Patient, Accountant, Electrician, Librarian, Construction, Politician, Jokes, Funny, Humour