This is Malaysia - and you should know -
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS: Ajinomoto (please don't sue me, it's what the majority says)
NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD: Maggi Mee
NATIONAL BREAKFAST: Nasi Lemak
NATIONAL LUNCH: Nasi Ayam
NATIONAL SUPPER: Roti Canai & Teh Tarik
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE: Traffic Jam
NATIONAL CONDOM: None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms. So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.
NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION: Pineapple
NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK: Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after a few pints they start swearing at everything...
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN): Food Poisoning
NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN): Menstrual Pain
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX: Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven't remove make-up, haven't shower, no water supply, going to watch "Santa Barbara ", depress, no mood, etc...
NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX: None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA: Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and you are all "dried up".
NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES: Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret weapon - Tiger Balm.
NATIONAL CURE FOR NAUSEA: Moh Fah Kor.
NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS: Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.
NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES): Happy Hours.
NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES): The sight of a police road block.
NATIONAL RICE COOKER: NATIONAL brand Rice Cooker
NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP: Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.
NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME: Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!
Won't label this blog entry as a joke as this is what Malaysians would say when you ask them the same questions.
Tags: Malaysian National Excuse, Excuse
Monday, April 07, 2008
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I... have no words. lol!
indo mee > cintan mee > maggi mee
that's all. XD
not only this 3, there are lots of japanese and korean and china instant noodles on the shelf racks nowadays
wahahahhaha
NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION: Pineapple
WAHAHAHHAHAHAH
NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES: Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret weapon - Tiger Balm.
OH YES!! panadol is my savouir! but now my headaches become migraine liao...haih..how??
pineapple: i'm sure this is correct ..... hehehehehe
panadol: panadol cannot? then postan, if cannot then sibelium, if cannot then it's going to be no cure. mine is already at sibelium level and i try to withstand my pain as much as i can to reduce the intake of painkillers.
so when i have migraine, it's total breakdown for me.
johnny you are hilarious lah hahahahhaah "NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME: Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA TOTALLY TRUEEE!!!!
You da man!!!
michelle: u hav heard of ppl saying "carry 4" ????
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