Monday, April 07, 2008

Malaysian National Excuse

This is Malaysia - and you should know -
NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS: Ajinomoto (please don't sue me, it's what the majority says)

NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD: Maggi Mee

NATIONAL BREAKFAST: Nasi Lemak

NATIONAL LUNCH: Nasi Ayam

NATIONAL SUPPER: Roti Canai & Teh Tarik

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE: Traffic Jam

NATIONAL CONDOM: None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms. So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack, any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION: Pineapple

NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK: Stout. Many Malaysian men swear by it. But then after a few pints they start swearing at everything...

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN): Food Poisoning

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN): Menstrual Pain

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX: Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy, stomach cramps, period, haven't remove make-up, haven't shower, no water supply, going to watch "Santa Barbara ", depress, no mood, etc...

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX: None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIARRHOEA: Cap Kaki Tiga. Down one bottle with warm water and you are all "dried up".

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES: Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret weapon - Tiger Balm.

NATIONAL CURE FOR NAUSEA: Moh Fah Kor.

NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS: Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES): Happy Hours.

NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES): The sight of a police road block.

NATIONAL RICE COOKER: NATIONAL brand Rice Cooker

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP: Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME: Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!

Won't label this blog entry as a joke as this is what Malaysians would say when you ask them the same questions.
Tags: Malaysian National Excuse, Excuse

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6 Comments:

Blogger - k o R i - said...

I... have no words. lol!

indo mee > cintan mee > maggi mee

that's all. XD

07 April, 2008 20:52  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

not only this 3, there are lots of japanese and korean and china instant noodles on the shelf racks nowadays

08 April, 2008 14:06  
Blogger Huei said...

wahahahhaha

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION: Pineapple

WAHAHAHHAHAHAH

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES: Panadol. The "cure for all". If it fails we have another secret weapon - Tiger Balm.

OH YES!! panadol is my savouir! but now my headaches become migraine liao...haih..how??

09 April, 2008 17:25  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

pineapple: i'm sure this is correct ..... hehehehehe

panadol: panadol cannot? then postan, if cannot then sibelium, if cannot then it's going to be no cure. mine is already at sibelium level and i try to withstand my pain as much as i can to reduce the intake of painkillers.

so when i have migraine, it's total breakdown for me.

09 April, 2008 17:53  
Blogger mIcheLLe said...

johnny you are hilarious lah hahahahhaah "NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME: Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA TOTALLY TRUEEE!!!!

You da man!!!

10 April, 2008 09:17  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

michelle: u hav heard of ppl saying "carry 4" ????

16 April, 2008 00:08  

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