Thursday, June 14, 2007

Kids & Monkeys

All about Peanuts
3 mischievous boys went to the zoo one day for an outing, since they had been at school all week.
They decided to visit the elephant cage, but soon enough, they were picked up by a cop for causing a commotion.
The officer hauled them off to security for questioning. The supervisor in charge asked them to give their name and tell what they were doing at the elephant cage.
The first boy innocently said, “My name is Gary, and I just throwing Peanuts into the elephant cage.”
The second added,” My name is Larry, and all I do was throwing Peanuts into the elephant cage.”
The third boy was a little shaken up and said, “Well, my name is Peter, but my friends call me Peanuts.”
Kids at play
A six year old boy called his mother from his friend Charlie’s house and confessed he had broken a lamp when he threw a football in their living room.
“But, Mom,” he said, brightening, “you don’t have to worry about buying another one. Charlie’s mother said it was irreplaceable.”


Costly Monkeys

Man entered a pet shop, wanting to buy a monkey. The shop owner pointed out three identical monkeys and said, "The monkey to the left costs 500 dollars." Why does that monkey cost so much?" the man wondered. The owner replied, "Well, it knows how to use a computer."

The man asked about the next monkey on the perch. "That one costs 1,000 dollars because it can do everything the other monkey can do, plus it knows how to use the LINUX operating system."

Naturally, the startled customer asked about the third monkey. "That one costs 2,000 dollars." "And what does that one do?" the man asked. The owner replied, "To be honest, I've never seen him doing anything, but the other two calls him boss!"

Tags: Jokes, Funny, Humour, Kids, Peanuts, Zoo, Lamp, Linux Operating System, Monkey, Boss



Blogger Keshi said...

LOL @irreplaceable!

tnxx for stopping by Johnny :)


14 June, 2007 12:32  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

most welcome

18 June, 2007 17:58  

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