Sardarji Jokes

SARDAR.... BACK IN FORM.....
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever;
What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.

Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my Grandpa who died peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers ind car he was driving.

A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?"
Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.The Chinese friend just says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies. Sardarji goes to China to find the meaning of his friend last words. And finds it means "U R STANDNG ON the OXYGEN TUBE!"

Man: Sardarji where were U born?
Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in Punjab Yaar".

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions on the tin, "For best results put on two coats".

A sardar was drawing money from ATM, the sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. It's 4 asterisks (****). " The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U are wrong, It's 1258".

SARDARJI WAS SITTING IN A PARK, THEN ONE MAN ASK HIM, ARE YOU RELAXING ?. SARDAR SAID NO I AM MANJITH SINGH.
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