Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Show and Tell

The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for “Show & Tell” and the next day every kid had something. The teacher asks Wendy: What did you bring?

“I brought a Walkman.”
“And what is it for?”
“You can listen to music with it!”
“That’s nice Wendy. What did you bring, Kenny?”
“I brought a ‘letrical can opener, it opens cans!”
“Well done, Kenny.”
“Umm, Johnny, I see u didn’t bring anything!”
“Yes, I did. It’s in the hall.”

So the entire class goes to the hallway.
“Umm, Johnny, what is that?”
“It’s a heart/lung machine hospital use to keep your heart going.”
“Whoaa. What did your father say about you bringing this?”
“He said,’AAAARRRGGHHHH!!!!’”.
Tags: Jokes, Funny, Humour, Johnny, Electrical Appliance

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