Monday, September 10, 2007

Ghost Talk

Two ghosts met and both chat about how they died.
1st ghost : How u died?
2nd ghost : I died of cold.
1st ghost : How does it feel when you're dying in cold?
2nd ghost : Actually, I was imprisoned in the refrigerator. Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark and I died. Fortunately, I died with not much sufferings.
1st ghost : You're so pitiful....
2nd ghost : How about you? How did u die?
1st ghost : I died from heart attack.
2nd ghost : I see, why did u have a heart attack?
1st ghost : Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with another man. One day, when I came back from work, saw a pair of man shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone. I must find where that b*****d is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the b*****d was not there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing. Because I was too tired of all that running,I got a heart attack and died.
2nd ghost : Why didn't you look for the b*****d in the fridge? If you did, both of us were alive now!!
Tags: Jokes, Funny, Humour, Ghost Talk

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6 Comments:

Blogger chuisan said...

hahaha, i read this joke before! quite funny though

10 September, 2007 14:58  
Anonymous keeyit said...

Haha.. I read that before too...

10 September, 2007 20:48  
Anonymous cbenc12 said...

Gee.. that's a good one :D

10 September, 2007 21:42  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

good thing still got 1 person (cbenc) who hasn't read it .....

10 September, 2007 22:44  
Blogger Hor ny Ang Moh said...

Hallo! Read it somewhere before but still a good joke! At least next time I will look in the fringe first ( but I have a small wan only )! He! He! BTW tq for dropping at my site! Have a nice day!

11 September, 2007 00:02  
Blogger Johnny Ong said...

imagine this: u didnt die of heart attack after the running ard. went to the fridge to get a drink but found a guy frozen to death.

u ended up getting heart attack also (just like the gruesome found of a murdered person at a mont kiara condo)

11 September, 2007 01:15  

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